Got Sass?

When you can smilie through adversity you truly become king or queen of ur castle. Keep your power it belongs to u -Chanel Iman

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via tryingtofx)

sebastianthedog:

sebastianthedog:

one night two parents went out for dinner

a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room

the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue

when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers 

this is my most popular post and i dont know how i feel about that

(Source: barapuppy, via tryingtofx)


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